dark-side-no-cookies

1) It's poorly written. Stephen King can back me up on SMeyer being a horrible writer. 2) Those are not vampires, they're sparkly fags. And by fag, I don't mean gay, I mean fag. 3) Edward is a 107 year old virgin. Can you say pathetic? 4) Bella has no redeeming qualities; she's a very weak main character. Physically she isn't strong. She can't run away right even; she trips too much. She's not smart, either, she's almost brain dead (come on, how long did it take her to figure out Edward was a vampire again?). She's not very pretty. She's not nice; she treats her friends horribly, and wants nothing to do with normal boys who aren't monsters

I feel so Blue Blue as Cinderella's ball gown Blue as the clothes I'm wearing Blue as my desktop background Blue as my ipod's casing Blue as facebook's theme colour Blue as the tiles in my bathroom Blue as my evanescence CD cover Blue as a smurf cartoon Blue as the Israeli flag Blue as the color of Squidward's blood Blue as an avatar dressed in a rag Blue as the town that drowned in a flood Blue as the sleepy twitter whale Blue as the villain in 'Big Fat Liar' Blue as the scrubs that doctors wear Blue as the hottest flame of fire I feel so Blue What should I do? I think I'll mix a little red So I can feel purple instead!